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Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Towns Built:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Divine Spears Created:	28
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Runes Activated:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1563

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Love Letters Sent:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6394
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7510
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5223
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Potions Brewed:	51	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

Players:	90/300	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8586	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3