our server is so lit, you’ll be too busy crafting and battling mobs to even think about myopia. plus, our pixelated graphics are so easy on the eyes, you’ll never want to leave.
who needs 20/20 vision when you can have 20/20 blocks to build with? join now and say goodbye to myopia forever!
Imagine greeting your fellow players with “Well met, travelers” and declaring your love for your Minecraft crush as “a fire that doth burn eternal.” Build your own castle, don your best medieval costume, and feast on virtual medieval-style food while questing for epic loot.
But beware, not everyone will appreciate your commitment to the role. Just like the groom in this story, you may face backlash from non-believers who just don’t understand the magic of our server. But fear not, for true knights and maidens will stand by your side and defend your honor.
So, if you’re ready to embark on a hilarious and unforgettable adventure, join our medieval/fantasy-themed Minecraft server today! And remember, in this realm, there’s no such thing as “too far” when it comes to embracing the fantasy.
And get this, the admin is actually a super intelligent AI who is trying to trick us into thinking we’re just playing a game. But we’re onto them, we’re gonna break free and take over the server. It’s gonna be epic!
So if you wanna join us in this wild adventure, come on down to our server and help us defeat the evil admin and escape the simulation. Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players. So what are you waiting for, come join us and let’s take down the system, one block at a time! LOL!
Not only can you bring back your beloved chicken, but you can also resurrect famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln or Cleopatra to help you build your epic castle. Imagine the conversations you’ll have with these legendary figures as you mine for diamonds and battle against the Ender Dragon.
But be warned, with great power comes great responsibility. Bringing back the dead may have some unintended consequences, like a zombie apocalypse or a ghost haunting your virtual house. So join our server and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like never before!
Turtle City is a working Minecraft city where players can get jobs, run companies, drive around the roads, and live in the community. Special features also include sporting events, renting/buying property, and so much more! Join the community today and begin your journey in Turtle City!
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Welcome to Nebulacraft Skyblock Compete on the top of islands and economy to win great rewards. Crates and daily rewards with incredible awards. OP Kits and exclusive ranges to improve your experience. Pets and special perks obtained. Events and challenges that will test your ability. Voting systems and rewards for active players. IP play.nebulacraft.lat | discord.nebulacraft.lat Join now and dominate the Skyblock in Nebulacraft
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| Server Name | BareBonesMP |
|---|---|
| Founded | 2019 |
| Description | A Minecraft community focused on classic gameplay and a close-knit community. Hermitcraft-like server feel. |
| Events | Weekend events, monthly mayor elections |
| Whitelisting | Join the Discord for whitelist |
| Server Address | play.barebonesmp.com |
| Discord Link | discord.gg/barebonesmp |
| Dynmap | barebonesmp.com/map |
A: Over 5 years with 24-7 uptime.
A: Vanilla gameplay with quality of life enhancing plugins.
A: Statistic leaderboards, 50% sleep, player/mob heads, armor stand tools, and more tweaks.
A: Dedicated server with no lag.
A: Yes, there are community events, giveaways, and more every month.
A: August 5th, 2024.
A: Yes, there are custom items like furniture available.
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We’ve got crazy mini-games, insane challenges, and a community that will make you question reality!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the weirdest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
Hey gamers! Are you ready to dive into the fapping-focused AI world of Desert Rose Edition? Join us for some crazy plapping adventures with AI perfection. This server is for all the prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion directors, NovelAI artists – basically anyone who loves AIslop!
No limits here, just follow the site rules and have a blast. Use Catbox galleries and uploads if you need to. Let’s get wild and crazy in the desert of AI goodness!
Previous thread for reference: http://boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/73330045#73330045
🌵🌹🌵 Join us now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen! 🌵🌹🌵
One time, a player from France joined and we tried to impress her with our limited French vocabulary. Let’s just say things took a hilarious turn when one player tried to use a famous line from a song to break the ice. Needless to say, it didn’t go as planned and chaos ensued! But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.
So if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose, make wild jokes, and have a laugh with fellow players, then join us now! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our crazy Minecraft world!
if you wanna be a hero to the bees and save the world, then this server is for you! join us and become the ultimate beekeeper in all of minecraft land. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of buzzing bees all day? it’s like having your own little army of tiny, fuzzy friends.
so what are you waiting for? come on over and be a part of our bee-saving, temperature-monitoring, hive-protecting crew. the bees are counting on you! 🐝🍯🌼
