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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4190 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 4797 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where Trump is all like “hey Canada, wanna be part of the U.S.?” and then Premier Furey is just like “heck yeah, let’s do it!” and now Canada is gonna be a state, like whaaat?
if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, then you gotta join this server, man. we got all the craziest stuff happening, like pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha. it’s a party 24/7 up in here, so come on and join the fun! you won’t regret it, trust me.
