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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
Secret Passages Found: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 13
Dragons Tamed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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