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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 39
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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