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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Star Shards Collected: 296
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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