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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Dimension Hops: 1
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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