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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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