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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Chimeras Created: 3
Epic Battles Fought: 14 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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