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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 111 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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