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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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