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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 10
Falling into the Void: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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