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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 4867 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 |
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