Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Join us if you want to test your sanity and see just how far you can push the boundaries of reality.

Our server just upgraded from 4chan x to 4chan xt, which means things are about to get even wilder. Expect to encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing creepers, and don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground meme vault filled with rare Pepe’s.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret society of players who communicate exclusively in emoji and conduct elaborate pranks on unsuspecting newbies. Will you be able to navigate this virtual minefield of madness and come out on top?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of pure chaos and absurdity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Void Armor Forged: 22

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • MineVillage

    MineVillage

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Quantum Realm

    Quantum Realm

    Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2297 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • UnrealCraft Network

    UnrealCraft Network

    Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Vexius Network

    Vexius Network

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 136
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • PetalCraft

    PetalCraft

    A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Zombie Dances: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Crescenta

    Crescenta

    Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 New Chunks Explored: 868028
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Emeralds Found: 1211
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • HyCraft Network

    HyCraft Network

    About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

    A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

    Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Animals Bred: 59
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • HelloMiners

    HelloMiners

    HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5632 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 85 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Alien Abductions: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • PokeSplash

    PokeSplash

    PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
    Star Shards Collected: 127 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • FamilyMC Survival

    FamilyMC Survival

    Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Crops Grown: 4861 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Elemental Crystals Collected: 64
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CrateSMP

    CrateSMP

    CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Astrakane Legends

    Astrakane Legends

    Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 66 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 177 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • PixelEarth

    PixelEarth

    Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • LDP SMP

    LDP SMP

    LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Dimension Hops: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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