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I Trolled Tomatoes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	163	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Emeralds Found:	1591	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to MILFs, the Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner cougar! Our server is filled with luscious landscapes, tantalizing treasures, and of course, plenty of mature players ready to show you the ropes.

Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to spice things up with some hot mamas who know how to game. Our community is full of strong, independent players who aren’t afraid to take charge and lead the way to victory.

But be warned, things can get a little wild on MILFs. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground club where players gather to dance the night away and share scandalous stories. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of wild cougars.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner milf and join a server that’s anything but ordinary, come on over to MILFs. Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before!

SkyCity-Citybuild.de

Bedwars, building, Cities, City Build, collaboration, Collaborative, creativity, Economy, futuristic, idyllic, landscapes, Massive, Medieval, metropolis, Minecraft, Projects, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, SkyCity, Skywars, Structures, Survival, teamwork, Village

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Endless Night Skies:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft City Build Server!

Here you can let your creativity run wild and create the most impressive cities and landscapes with other players. Be it a futuristic metropolis, a medieval city or an idyllic village – everything is possible!

What awaits you on our server?

Collaborative Building: Collaborate with other players to create massive cities, landscapes, and monumental structures. Different building areas: Choose your own building plot or work in a team to realize large-scale projects.

Your SkyCity team

SkyCity-Citybuild.de

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

assertive, Bants, blocky, bold, brazen, challenge, command, compliance, Daring, Demand, explicit, expose, follow orders, Minecraft, obedience, Provocative, provocative statement, push boundaries, Reveal, RISQUE, Server, Suggestive, titties, whip out

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, if I told you to whip out your titties, you’d have to do it! That’s right, we’ve got crazy challenges and dares that will keep you on your toes (or should I say, on your tits). Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of nudity. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and show us what you’ve got (literally)!

The Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

Cadet, Minecraft, smp, Space

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Enchantments Applied:	230	Dragon Eggs Found:	9945
Towns Built:	3	Dimension Hops:	2

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience – Dawn of 2000s! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of time-traveling llamas who accidentally got stuck in the year 2000 and decided to start a Minecraft server. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasures from the future. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? We got you covered.

3. Our community events include epic dance parties where everyone has to wear early 2000s fashion. Get ready to break out those cargo pants and frosted tips!

4. The server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, it’s pogs. That’s right, we’re bringing back the classic game of pogs and using them to trade for goods and services.

So what are you waiting for? Join Dawn of 2000s today and experience the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

MineDemon Network

Cross-Play, Custom, ENDERBOX PVP, GENSPVP, Minecraft, MineDemon Network, PvP, Survival, Survival OP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Love Letters Sent:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to MineDemon Network!

Modalities: – SURVIVAL OP (CUSTOM) – ENDERBOX PVP – GENSPVP

At the moment we have Survival OP enabled (Custom)

minedemon.com:25594

Crafty Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Crafty, culo, Generate, list, long tail, Minecraft, no 928785475, Server, tags

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because Culo is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Our custom-built map features hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, gold, and even enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs out of your nose.

But that’s not all! Our staff team is made up of trained ninja pandas who are always ready to assist you with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT or organizing a massive chicken dance party in the town square.

So what are you waiting for? Join Culo today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying llamas armed with laser beams…they can be a bit unpredictable.

Middle Aged Minecraft SMP Mamas

age gap, aged, Boundaries, Communication, Cons of sex with middle aged women, emotional connection, Experience, first hand experiences, intense post nut clarity, Intimacy, libido, mamas, Maturity, middle, middle aged women, Minecraft, Older Women, Physical attraction, Post-nut clarity, relationships, sexual experiences, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, smp, wisdom

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate post nut clarity experience!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will reveal hidden truths about the universe. Our server is so intense that players have reported achieving enlightenment after just one session.

But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of chaos and hilarity where the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience post nut clarity like never before!

qBroccoli Craft

Atm9, Land claiming, minecraft server, PVP disabled, qBroccoli Craft, sky modpack, Skyblock, version 1.1.3

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	550
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to qBroccoli Craft!

ATM9 to the sky modpack. version 1.1.3

Feel free to come join along and play with your friends. PvP is disabled and land claiming is enabled.

Please note you need to install atm9 to the sky modpack to play this server. we are running the latest version

37.221.199.159

Brazilian Femcel Dating Minecraft Server

beauty standards, Brazilian, Communication, Confidence, Cultural differences, DATING, FEMCEL, Insecurity, Loneliness, love, mental health, Minecraft, online dating, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, Server, social anxiety, Stereotypes, Support, Understanding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mines Excavated:	4275
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you tired of dating boring old Steve and Alex? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can date a Brazilian femcel! She’s got the moves like a Samba dancer and the crafting skills of a pro. Plus, she’ll serenade you with love songs while you mine for diamonds. Who needs a pickaxe when you’ve got a Brazilian femcel by your side? Join now for a chance at love and adventure like never before!

Here’s your new Smash Bros game Minecraft SMP

Action Game, bros, Characters, competitive, Entertainment, Fighting Game, Game, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, Heres, long tail tag, Minecraft, multiplayer, New game, New Release, Nintendo, nintendo switch, online play, SMASH, smash bros, smp, super smash bros, video game

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Crops Grown:	1381
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, get ready for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and meme their way to victory.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground is literally lava and “Parkour Pigs” where you have to race against a herd of speedy swine. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles that will have you questioning your sanity.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your chicken, and come join the madness today!

What are Minecraft servers like GospelCraft ?

BIBLE, biblical, Christian, Christianity, Community, Economy, Experience, Explore, FAITH, Fellowship, Game, gospel, Kingdom, Plugins, Principles, PvE, Religion, Roleplay, scripture, Server, SPIRITUAL, Survival, Towny, Worship

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9537
Void Armor Forged:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

FaithfulMC – A Christian Minecraft server that offers a similar experience to GospelCraft , focusing on incorporating biblical principles into gameplay.
ChristianCraft – Another Minecraft server dedicated to providing a Christian gaming experience, with plugins and features that promote scripture and gospel teachings.
ChurchCraft – A server that combines Minecraft gameplay with a focus on church-related activities, events, and discussions, perfect for players looking to explore their faith in a virtual world.
HolyCraft – A unique Minecraft server that blends traditional gameplay with religious themes, offering a one-of-a-kind experience for players seeking spiritual enrichment while gaming.
HeavenCraft – A server that offers a heavenly Minecraft experience, with themed areas, quests, and challenges that reflect biblical stories and teachings, perfect for players seeking a religiously inspired gaming experience.

GospelCraft.com

ARCTIC

Adventure, Arctic, Community, Cross-Play, Decision making, Discord, Discord link, Dynamic world, Experience, Gaming, Minecraft, Skills, strategy, survival adventure, survival gameplay

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Join Our Ultimate Minecraft Survival Adventure!

Are you ready to embark on the survival journey of a lifetime? Look no further! Our Survival Server is the perfect blend of adventure and strategy, designed to give you a gaming experience like no other.

Stay Connected: Join our growing community on Discord! Share your experiences, get server updates, and connect with fellow players. Discord Link: https://discord.gg/BBkXHPyhvw

What Awaits You:

Thrilling Survival Gameplay: Test your skills in a dynamic world where every decision matters.

Arctic.bmx.lol:25034

Dooby Minecraft Server

Dooby, dooby like that, it dooby, like that, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn like a sleepy panda? Well, look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (he’s a great dancer, trust us).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a Diamond Chicken, amirite?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server where the sky is made of cotton candy, the oceans are filled with chocolate milk, and the only limit is your imagination. It dooby like that.

WAKEUP CALL NEETS Minecraft SMP

#WakeUp, addicted, apartment, Based, Call, disgusted, flipping burgers, hippies, Homeless, homelessness, Job, Kids, Lazy, Leeching, Minecraft, Mortgage, Nazis, neets, parenting, parenting skills, perma-welfare, smp, wake up call, Welfare

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	490	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Are you tired of lazy NEETs leeching off their parents and not contributing to society? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where we kick out any player who doesn’t have a job flipping burgers in-game to pay for their virtual apartment or mortgage. We don’t tolerate perma-welfare addicted hippies here, only hard-working gamers who know how to fend for themselves. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for players who think they’re Nazis online – they’re definitely not “based” in our book. So come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and even crazier players!

Odiecraft

commonsense, Friendly, good ping, Google hardware, Keepinventory, max view distance 32, Minecraft, No Griefing, Odiecraft, Phantoms Disabled, Server, sethome command, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magic Items Found:	6442	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

I decided to make a powerful Minecraft server with some quality of life changes.

keepInventory is on, so that you don’t lose items on death. Phantoms are disabled.

Everyone has the /sethome command.

The max view distance is set to 32.

It is running on Google hardware so it should have a good ping.

The main rule is commonsense for a friendly server (no griefing).

Try us out!

odiecraft.com

Players:	108/200	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5