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CraftyDan’s Minecraft Server

coat of arms, controversy, CraftyDans, Danish king, diplomatic conflict, Dispute, Emblem, Flag, Greenland, heraldry, historical significance, international relations, Minecraft, Monarchy, national identity, Politics, Row, royal family, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Symbolism, trump

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A DANISH KING WHO CHANGES HIS COAT OF ARMS EVERY TIME HE GETS IN A FIGHT WITH TRUMP OVER GREENLAND. LIKE, HE’LL BE BUILDIN’ A CASTLE AND THEN BAM, NEW COAT OF ARMS, JUST TO PISS OFF TRUMP. IT’S WILD, MAN. PLUS, WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO BALLET. IT’S A CRAZY PLACE, BUT IT’S HOME. JOIN US, OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY.

MapleCraftMergeUS

Canada, collaboration, controversial, Diplomacy, Government, headline, international relations, leadership, MapleCraftMergeUS, MERGE, News, North America, Politics, resignation, response, speculation, suggestion, trudeau, trump, U.S, Unity

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

so i was just mining some diamonds on this epic minecraft server when i heard the craziest news ever! apparently, Trudeau resigned and Trump was like “hey canada, wanna merge with us???” like what even is happening right now, i can’t even. but anyways, you should totally join this server because we have the most lit community ever. like, we have a whole village of llamas that are secretly plotting to take over the world. and don’t even get me started on the epic pvp battles that go down in the nether. plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. so yeah, come join us and witness the madness for yourself!

Kiss And Capture Minecraft Server

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, Capture, celestial bodies, celestial mechanics, Charon, collision, cosmic events, cosmic mysteries, dwarf planet, gravitational pull, kiss, kiss-and-capture, Minecraft, Moon, moon formation, planetary collisions, planetary dynamics, planetary science, PLUTO, Server, solar system, Space, space exploration

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

so, like, this server is out of this world, literally. we got pluto and its moon charon, but get this – they’re like, kissing and stuff. it’s a whole love story in space, man. you gotta join this server to witness the cosmic romance between a planet and its moon. who knows, maybe you’ll find your own moon to kiss in the game. come join us for out-of-this-world adventures and love stories that are truly out of this world.

BudderCraft

Automation, BADLION, BudderCraft, Community, Competive, console, Development, Discord, Economy, exploits, Legal, Mods, Network, Online game, Piracy, playtest, PvP, Skills, strategy, tutorials, Updates, Versions

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2041
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Minecraft Server Overview

We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to 3 main points:

1. Provide a variety of feature-rich modes

2. Strict prevention of all forms of cheating, no matter the caliber

3. A community that is friendly no matter the skill level

FAQ

What kind of features does the server offer?

The server provides a variety of feature-rich modes for players to enjoy.

How does the server handle cheating?

The server is extremely strict on preventing cheating of any kind. No mods are allowed except for specific ones listed.

What is the stance on toxic behavior?

The community on the server is friendly and toxic behavior is not tolerated.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server always runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Are large scale farms allowed on the server?

No, large scale farms are strictly prohibited as they are believed to ruin the economy and strategy of the game.

Is joining the Discord server required?

While joining the Discord server is not required, it is highly recommended for updates, feedback, and community interaction.

What are the allowed clients and mods on the server?

Only Badlion Client is allowed, with specific mods such as Animations, Block Overlay, CPS, etc. Any other modded or pirated clients are strictly prohibited.

Is the server still in development?

Yes, the server is still in its beta phase, so bugs and lacking features may be present. Players are encouraged to provide suggestions for improvements.

Cosmic Void Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, alone, astronaut, comedy, Cosmic, fart, flatulence, funny, humor, Interstellar, ISOLATED, JOKE, no sound, outer space, Realms, science fiction, SILENT, smell, Space, space exploration, Space Travel, vacuum, Void

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, imagine a Minecraft server where you can fart in space and no one can hear it! It’s like the ultimate silent but deadly experience, am I right? Join this server for the most out-of-this-world flatulence fun you’ll ever have! Plus, who wouldn’t want to build their own intergalactic base and mine for space diamonds while letting rip some cosmic toots? It’s a gas, literally! So come on, join us and let’s blast off into the fart-filled unknown together!

SisStayAway Minecraft Server

emotional boundaries, family assistance, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family help, family loyalty, family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, Minecraft, Resentment, Server, sibling issues, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisStayAway, sister drama, toxic environment

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have drama that makes soap operas look tame! Join us if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a 24-year-old sibling taking care of the bills and two younger siblings who just can’t seem to get along. Tantrums, fights, and more drama than a reality TV show – it’s all here on our server.

But wait, there’s more! One sibling gets kicked out not once, but twice, and ends up bouncing from place to place like a hot potato. Will they find a new home on our server? Only time will tell.

Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with family feuds, emotional rollercoasters, and more drama than you can shake a stick at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

CreepCraftNeighborz

community communication, community conflict, community drama, CreepCraftNeighborz, entitled behavior, ENTITLEMENT, Hoa, home owners association, lawn care, mental health, neighborhood disputes, neighborhood drama, neighborhood etiquette, neighborhood Facebook page, neighborhood groups, online bullying, overreaction, private messages, ring camera footage, social media

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	60575	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7687	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Items Found:	3905	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the lawn care drama in your neighborhood can’t compete with the wild adventures you’ll have here!

Join us for epic quests, crazy builds, and maybe even some unexpected encounters with entitled neighbors who think they own the place.

Just like that lawn care worker who wouldn’t stop blowing grass in your face, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected challenges and hilarious interactions.

So come on in, apologize sarcastically, and get ready to invoice your friends for the 10 seconds of interruption to your gaming experience. Who knows, you might even become responsible for causing mental health problems in our virtual world!

Join now and let the madness begin – no anonymous posts threatening to release footage required!

BlockPartyUK Minecraft Server

BlockPartyUK, cooperation, Diplomacy, elon musk, foreign affairs, Global Issues, Government, international relations, meddling, Minecraft, Musk, News, Parties, Politics, rethink, Server, Technology, trump, uk, unite, United Kingdom, united states, urging

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6780
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Falling into the Void:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5615	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where uk parties are uniting to urge trump to rethink elon musk’s meddling!!! why, you ask? well, because on our server, we have magical unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them! plus, our admins are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes if you bring them a stack of enchanted golden carrots. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to a dance-off for the chance to win a pet dragon! so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible, even convincing trump to rethink musk’s meddling!

NukeCraft: Macron’s Warning

Macrons, nukecraft, Warning

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Mines Excavated:	3876
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Runes Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Farms Harvested:	207

Yo, listen up gamers! Forget about Macron and his nuclear warnings, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world problems when you can be building a giant chicken statue in our world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even aliens are trying to invade it just to get a taste of our pixelated paradise. So grab your pickaxe and join us before Macron presses that big red button and ruins all the fun!

HearthCraft

Active Economy, Auctions, backups, dedicated server, Discord, Economy, HearthCraft, ip address, Land claiming, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Resource worlds, rules, smp, statistics, Website

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018.

For more information, visit HearthCraft Website.

Technical Details:

Backup Strategy	The server is backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy
Server Machine	Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia
Plugins Used	Uses Purpur, CoreProtect

Useful Links:

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks on the server.
Are there resource worlds?	Yes, the resource worlds reset monthly.

Mystic Oasis Wilds 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, American rap, artist, creativity, critique, cultural influence, GOD, influence, Inspired, Music, mystic, new opening, Oasis, okinawa, opinion, Performance, pull it off, shangri-la frontier, Singer, Style, Terrible, Video, Wilds

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Zombie Dances:	7

Yo, forget about that cringy opening, come join our Minecraft server for some epic fun! We got pigs that dance to K-pop and chickens that rap better than that Okinawa singer.

Join us and build a house made entirely of diamonds, because why the heck not? Let’s show that singer how it’s really done in the world of blocky adventures.

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s like a weird dream, but better because it’s real… in Minecraft.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some memories that will make that cringy opening video seem like a masterpiece in comparison. Let’s do this!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, BlockyLove, body image, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Happiness, Honesty, intervention, love, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship, Respect, self esteem, Server, Support, toxic behavior, weight loss

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	65	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Votes:	5224	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic ex-boyfriends like Carl ruining your vibe.

Join us and leave behind the double-chin comments and weight-shaming for a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your pixelated castle looks. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your friend choosing between you and her boyfriend because on our server, the only choice you have to make is what block to place next.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life relationship issues.

HateCraftHub

adhd, Alone Time, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Communication Issues, depression, emotional intelligence, HateCraftHub, Introvert, Marriage, marriage counseling, mental health, quality time, recharge, relationship, self-care, stress, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of recharge time! Just like in real life, sometimes you need to retreat to your virtual cave and mine some diamonds solo.

Join us if you’re tired of your virtual spouse constantly wanting to do activities together like cooking, watching movies, or working out. On our server, you can enjoy all the banter and laughs with your fellow players, but also have the freedom to wander off and do your own thing without feeling guilty.

We have special quests where you can pretend to pay bills, study, or do the dishes virtually, so you can experience the stress and anxiety without any real-life consequences. Plus, our therapist NPCs are always on hand to help you navigate your virtual relationships and explain to your virtual spouse that it’s not their fault you need alone time.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where introverts reign supreme and recharge time is a must! Remember, it’s not you, it’s just your need for virtual solitude.

MovieMarauder Minecraft SMP

bizarre storyline, creepy movie, dark cinema, dark film, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, fucked up movie, graphic content, horror movie, horror thriller, intense movie, messed up cinema, messed up film, messed up scenes, Minecraft, MovieMarauder, psychological thriller, shocking scenes, smp, twisted movie, twisted plot, unsettling movie

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Animals Bred:	131	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit server ever! We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff. And like, the owner is a wizard who can summon creepers to do his bidding. It’s so crazy, you won’t believe it!

And like, one time we had this epic battle with a giant zombie that was like, 100 blocks tall. It was insane, but we totally defeated it with our enchanted swords and stuff. You gotta join and be part of the action, it’s like being in a movie but better because you’re actually playing it!

So yeah, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most messed up and crazy adventures ever. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

SocializeCraft: Why U No Talk Like Before?

Burnout, Change in priorities, communication skills, emotional boundaries, fear of judgment, introversion, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social comparison, social exhaustion, social pressure, SocializeCraft, societal expectations, Talk

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate socializing hub for Minecraft players!

Join us if you want to trade diamond swords for virtual hugs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic rap battles with Endermen. Our community is so lively that even the zombies and skeletons have formed their own boy band!

So, what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane world of mining and crafting and join us for a wild ride of socializing like never before!

Players:	103/500	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	5299	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	59
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0