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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 5160 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 369 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 32 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave guarded by unicorns. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!
But that’s not all – we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our legendary disco dungeon where the skeletons breakdance and the spiders spin webs to the beat of the music.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back – because here, the only way out is through the portal of infinite silliness!
