| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| IP | squeejcraft.com |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9 |
SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server, where we prioritize authentic gameplay, stunning view distances and the freedom to build anything with almost no limits. Experience a nearly vanilla survival adventure, thanks to our premium hardware that minimizes lag while preserving key features.
To enhance the multiplayer experience, we offer convenient tools like permanent land claims, trade shops using chests and signs, teleport requests, multiple set homes, and much more.
For additional information, type /info upon logging in, or use /s to access the server’s quick menu.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I use mods on the server? | No, only Vanilla gameplay is allowed. Any use of mods may result in a ban. |
| Are there any specific building rules? | While we encourage creativity, please refrain from building offensive or inappropriate structures. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players who engage in griefing may be banned. |
| How can I protect my land from being stolen? | Players can use the land claim feature to protect their builds and belongings from others. |
| Can I request teleports to other players? | Yes, players can use teleport requests to easily travel to their friends’ locations. |
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us for a wild ride filled with badass female characters armed to the teeth with all kinds of crazy weapons. From rocket launchers to laser guns, these girls mean business and they’re not afraid to show it.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where players can team up to take on hordes of zombie pigs and evil creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join S/fur Girls with Guns Edition today and get ready for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when one of those gun-toting girls might sneak up on you!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Picture this: You’re facing off against the server’s biggest PvP pro, sweat dripping down your face as you frantically click your mouse in a desperate attempt to take them down. And then, out of nowhere, the music kicks in and suddenly you’re in a full-blown action movie montage, complete with slow-motion shots of arrows flying through the air and explosions going off in the background. It’s like something out of a Michael Bay film, except you’re the star!
So why settle for a boring old server when you could be part of something truly epic? Join us and experience the thrill of battle like never before. Just make sure you’ve got your best PvP gear ready, because things are about to get wild!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2369 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 37 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us and avoid the drama of having your sister turn your house into a party zone while you’re out mining for diamonds. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any family drama getting in the way.
Don’t let your sister guilt trip you into letting her move in – join our server instead and build a virtual mansion where she’s not invited! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family feuds. So come on over and leave the eviction drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu. You’ll become a master in no time and be able to defend your creations from any griefers who dare to mess with your pixelated paradise.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Join now and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary ghostly figure as he roams the virtual plains, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 207 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these insane resources at your fingertips. become the ultimate warrior and dominate the server with your chemical warfare tactics.
join now and show everyone why you are the most feared player on the server. who needs swords and armor when you have chemical weapons? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 174 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
our server is so lit that even north korea is jealous of our epic battles and insane builds. we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by our elite squad of llama warriors.
if you think you have what it takes to join our army and conquer the minecraft world, then come on over and show us what you got. but be warned, the creepers are not the only thing you need to watch out for on our server. we also have a secret society of evil villagers plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm.
so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
imagine the thrill of dodging meteorites while building your epic castle or battling mobs. who needs a boring old asteroid belt when you can have one in minecraft?
plus, rumor has it that mining a meteorite gives you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands. so come join us and become the ultimate space warrior in the minecraft universe!
remember, seventy percent of meteorites can be linked to a just a handful of collisions in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. so join our server and be part of the cosmic chaos!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 1716 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.
So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.
So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
