| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Justin Bieber, and have epic battles with other players using nothing but baked potatoes as weapons. Our server is like a mix between a circus and a war zone, but with more explosions and less clowns (unless you count the players, of course).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, and if you can earn their trust, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just don’t ask too many questions about how they became the rulers of our world…it’s a long and weird story involving a magic carpet and a talking cactus.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on whitebros…our response? and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back…and you may never look at a blocky pig the same way again.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
We promise you won’t find any pictures of late husbands causing a ruckus at weddings here. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how complicated their family dynamics may be.
So come on and join us for a virtual escape from the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about seating arrangements or family feuds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 105 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 1714 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 1455 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Season 1
Custom Lifesteal! Halloween event! Be top 3 On leaderboards for a custom rank! top 3 kills=Assassin top 3 bal=Rich
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Welcome to Fabled Realms!
Step into a world where epic adventures, thrilling combat, and immersive storytelling await. Fabled Realms is a dynamic Minecraft roleplay server that offers a blend of Questing, Survival, Arena PvP, and Roleplay elements, creating an unparalleled experience for every type of player!
Features: Questing: Embark on captivating story-driven quests that take you through ancient lands, forgotten kingdoms, and mystical realms. Complete challenges, solve mysteries, and uncover the secrets of the world.
Roleplay: Dive into your character’s story and interact with a vibrant, community-driven world. Choose your path—will you be a noble knight, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage? Forge alliances, build your legacy, and shape the world through your actions.
Survival: Master the wild as you gather resources, build your stronghold, and thrive in an ever-changing environment. Whether you choose to live in peace or prepare for battle, survival is key.
Arena PvP: Test your combat skills in our adrenaline-pumping arenas! Face off against other players in duels or team battles to prove your strength and claim glory.
Join us at Fabled Realms, where every player has a story to tell, and the fate of the realm is in your hands!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 159 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Welcome to Shacknews SMP |
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| Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | The server is running Java v1.21.1. |
| Is the server P2W? | No, the server is not pay-to-win. |
| Do you have a Discord server? | Yes, we have a Discord server called Shacknews “TheChatty” Discord. |
| When was the server world last reset? | The server world was reset around the release of version 1.21 of Minecraft. |
| Do you have a modpack? | Yes, we have a custom-made Fabric Modpack available on Modrinth. |
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 170 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and out-of-this-world challenges. Build your own virtual Israel and show off your hubris to the world. Take on epic quests like finding the lost Ark of the Covenant or battling giant hummus monsters.
But beware, the Israeli hubris is contagious and you may find yourself strutting around like a peacock in no time. So come on, join us and let your inner Israeli shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew hubris could be so much fun?
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Our schedule is as chaotic as Neuro-sama’s thoughts, but you can always catch her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and even X (wherever that is). Need some AI education? Check out our links for videos and articles that will blow your mind!
And if you want to show your support for our AI queen, grab some merch from our store. Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft SMP like this one. Join now and prepare for a wild ride! #NeuroSamaSMP #AIOverlord #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 4378 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us for a supportive community that will never dismiss your feelings or tell you that you don’t need anyone checking in on you. We believe in showing care and appreciation for all players, no matter how self-sufficient they may seem.
And don’t worry, if you ever feel like storming out in a fit of rage like OP did, our virtual world has plenty of creeper-free zones where you can cool off and regroup. So come on over and let us show you the love and support you deserve in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server out there!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us if you want to be friends with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks, tamed dragons to use as flying mounts, and have a secret underground lair filled with treasure. But beware, if you can’t handle the heat of a PvP battle or the chaos of a prank war, then you might not be able to handle the craziness of our server.
We only accept players who are willing to take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, creating a farm with every single type of animal in the game, or participating in a massive treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stronghold filled with rare loot.
So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness, then join us today and see if you can become the ultimate champion of our server!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 492 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 195 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
