Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 2751 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 310 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But don’t worry, we are the laughingstock of the Minecraft world, so you’ll fit right in! Our economy is so poor that even the zombies refuse to raid our villages because they know there’s nothing worth stealing. The air is polluted with the smell of burning creepers, and our government is so corrupt that even the Ender Dragon refuses to associate with us.
Join our server and escape to a world where chaos reigns, and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs a successful nation when you can build your own empire out of pixelated blocks and create your own outrageous stories to tell your friends? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more ridiculous!