Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids and try-hards? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool cats out there! Join us if you want to experience the wild adventures of a 31-year-old white woman trying to survive in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is filled with rare pink sheep that poop diamonds, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil zombie villagers, or if you just want to chill in our hot tub made entirely out of obsidian blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the blocky world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Endless Night Skies: 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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