Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and discover the true meaning of life after turning 30 – like how to properly mine diamonds without breaking a sweat, how to build the most epic castle in all the land, and how to tame a wild llama as your trusty steed. Trust us, you’ll never look at turning 30 the same way again once you’ve experienced the madness and mayhem of our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Villages Defended: 9
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • DerpCraft: Where Dey Foo Es No Good

    DerpCraft: Where Dey Foo Es No Good
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this magical place.

    Once upon a time, there was a group of chickens who could sing like angels. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens would gather around and chant in perfect harmony, mesmerizing all who heard them. And do you know what they were chanting? “Join this Minecraft server, it’s the best one out there!”

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with diamonds as far as the eye can see. You’ll be swimming in diamonds, literally. And if you ever get tired of mining, you can always hop on a unicorn and ride off into the sunset.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even befriend a singing chicken along the way. Happy crafting!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Magic Items Found: 2237
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 78
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyBagz – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

    CraftyBagz – LOLz & Blocks Galore!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – We have Gregorius roaming around, ready to challenge you to a Torment battle with heavy armor. Can you defeat him and claim victory? – Ever wanted to participate in a Joint Firing Drill while defending your territory? Well, now you can on our server! – Need a break from all the action? Join our Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission and learn the art of making the most delicious ramen in Minecraft history! – And let’s not forget about the Hot Spring event, where you can relax and unwind with Shigure, Cherino, Chinatsu, and Nodoka. Who knew hot springs existed in Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure filled with crazy battles, delicious ramen, and relaxing hot springs. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Epic Quests Completed: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Blocky Boobs & Creeper Cuddles

    Blocky Boobs & Creeper Cuddles
    Welcome to our hilariously feminist Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where every time a player says something sexist to a woman, they get BTFO in the most epic ways possible. Whether it’s the woman herself or a fellow player stepping in, you can guarantee that the sexist player will be humiliated or even killed.

    Come witness the power of girl power in action as we turn the tables on those who dare to underestimate us. Who knew standing up for equality could be so much fun in a virtual world? So if you’re ready to see some gender equality in action and have a blast while doing it, join us on this outrageous Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Joanna’s Jolly Block Party

    Joanna’s Jolly Block Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can explore, build, and post nudes and non nudes of Joanna!

    Join us for a wild ride as you embark on epic quests to find the best spots to showcase Joanna’s beauty. Build intricate structures to frame her in the perfect light, or go on a treasure hunt to uncover hidden gems of Joanna’s collection.

    But beware, there are rumors of a secret society dedicated to protecting Joanna’s honor. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim your place as the ultimate Joanna enthusiast?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 304 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Crafty Lithuanians: Listen up or get block-ed

    Crafty Lithuanians: Listen up or get block-ed

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Lithuanians reign supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Legend has it that on this server, the Lithuanians have discovered a secret recipe for crafting diamond armor that makes you invincible in battle. Not only that, but they have also tamed a herd of pink fluffy unicorns that you can ride into battle against your enemies!

    But wait, there’s more! The Lithuanians have also built a massive disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creepy pasta lurking in the shadows!

    So come join us on this epic adventure and see why when Lithuanians speak, you should listen!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 384 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Dimension Hops: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty NijiNerds EN Server

    Crafty NijiNerds EN Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN YouTubers have built their own crazy worlds! Join us for a chance to mine with Petra Gurin and craft with LazuLight – they’ll show you how to survive in style!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary OBSYDIA realm, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin battle it out for dominance. And don’t forget about Ethyria, where Millie Parfait and Enna Alouette are always up to some mischief!

    Feeling fancy? Join the Luxiem district, where Luca Kaneshiro and Vox Akuma throw the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. Or maybe you’re more of a night owl – in that case, head over to Noctyx and hang out with Uki Violeta and Alban Knox under the stars.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not check out the ILUNA realm, where MariaMari0nette and Aster Arcadia are always up for a quest. Or maybe you’re more of a rebel – join XSOLEIL and cause chaos with Hex Haywire and Kotoka Torahime!

    With so many crazy characters and realms to explore, our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Star Shards Collected: 151
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Run for your life on the ‘GTFO or RIP’ Minecraft server!

    Run for your life on the ‘GTFO or RIP’ Minecraft server!
    Are you ready for a Minecraft server that will give you the “GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE OR YOU’RE FUCKED” feels? Look no further, because our server is like a mix of Half Life and Titanic: Adventure Out of Time on steroids!

    Join our server if you want to experience heart-pounding adventures that will have you on the edge of your seat. From dodging creeper explosions to navigating through treacherous dungeons, this server will keep you on your toes at all times.

    But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games that will test your skills and push you to your limits. Imagine a game where you have to build a house while being chased by a horde of zombies, or a race against time to find the rarest diamonds in the world.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most intense and thrilling Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you don’t get out of there in time, you’re totally fucked!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • HalalCraft: Where even the creepers follow dietary restrictions

    HalalCraft: Where even the creepers follow dietary restrictions
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the craziness never ends! Are you ready to embark on the most wild and wacky adventure of your life? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us and witness the most insane battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords while wearing watermelon helmets. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have joined in on the fun!

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where creeper DJs spin the hottest tracks while you mine for diamonds in the dance floor. And don’t even get us started on our enchanted taco stand where you can trade emeralds for magical tacos that give you super powers!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even run into a unicorn riding a pig or stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether made out of cheese. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 19

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • AnimePoster’s EgoCraft: Where We’re All Special!

    AnimePoster’s EgoCraft: Where We’re All Special!
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where animeposters think they’re the chosen ones! Join us if you want to crack a ones skull open in the virtual world! Our server is filled with insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Plus, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle giant animeposters in epic PvP battles. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those animeposters who’s really special!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Anime Savior’s Solo Leveling Server

    Anime Savior’s Solo Leveling Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Solo Leveling will save anime! Forget about those other servers that couldn’t even save a fish from drowning. And don’t even get us started on Blue Archive, that was a bigger flop than a pancake falling off a skyscraper.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while pretending to be a Minecraft pro. We promise you won’t turn into a Korean gamer addict, at least not until you’ve spent at least 100 hours on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show the world that Minecraft is the true savior of anime, one block at a time!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Potions Brewed: 189 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty McCraftface

    Crafty McCraftface
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as your imagination! Forget about those boring NL servers, join us for some epic personal conquests and crazy shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re exploring a vast 051fd06fa33b5046ef93ebdb0426c36fc673fa0c1db80dc4154e9afbb8c3ba4141 filled with hidden treasures and dangerous creatures. Will you be able to survive and claim the ultimate prize?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary builders who can create anything from a humble dirt hut to a majestic castle in the sky. Join forces with them and build the most epic structures the Minecraft world has ever seen.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Crafty Curry Kingdom

    Crafty Curry Kingdom
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Our server is so epic, even Endermen are jealous!

    Join us for insane adventures, where you can build a castle taller than a giant mushroom, mine for diamonds deeper than the Nether, and battle mobs crazier than a pack of zombie pigmen on a rampage!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on glittery unicorns through enchanted forests, trade with villagers who speak in emojis, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! And don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of superhero moderators who will protect your builds like they’re made of diamond armor!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so wild, even Herobrine would be impressed!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CraftyCraic – Where Noobs Become Pros

    CraftyCraic – Where Noobs Become Pros
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you!

    Join our server and become part of the elite group of players who are obsessed with indie vtubers who have at least 500 viewers! Why settle for mainstream when you can be part of something exclusive and unique?

    Do you have a favorite vtuber who only has 499 viewers? No problem! As long as they are close to the mark and are a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they are welcome here!

    Check out our leaderboard of the top indie vtubers on our server. From Japanese sensations to rising stars, we have it all! And don’t worry, even if a corpo is involved, as long as they don’t own the talent’s IPs, they are fair game!

    Looking for some spicy content? We got you covered with our Twitch Clips Guide and VOD Archival Guide. Plus, indulge in some SEXY Koikatsu cards and our very own tiermaker to rank your favorite vtubers!

    Join us in celebrating chuuba birthdays and stay updated on upcoming events. And don’t forget to check out our official booru for all your vtuber needs!

    So why wait? Dive into our Minecraft server and join the wacky world of indie vtubers today! Who knows, you might even spot a duck or two along the way!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 89
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 673772391

    Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 673772391
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

    Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Build your own UNICORN castle, ride on a RAINBOW llama, and battle evil DERPY zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary FLYING PIG boss, who drops enchanted bacon that gives you superpowers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden CHICKEN NUGGET temple, where you can trade nuggets for rare items.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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