Are you tired of watching Italian indie films with better 3D animation than Nijisanji? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is so wild and crazy that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and a pet llama that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Gods Slained: 0
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

    Strangest Word Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 52 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 61
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Potions Brewed: 193 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Villages Defended: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Mythical Swords Crafted: 68
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Dimension Hops: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 78 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Gods Slained: 0 Villages Defended: 8
    Crops Grown: 1848 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Dimension Hops: 11 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Villages Defended: 20 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 5354
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Potions Brewed: 38

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

    Ambush Traps Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

    Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

    Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9597 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

    ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

    Chest Pains Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

    Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

    So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Animals Bred: 72
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Dimension Hops: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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