Are you tired of watching Italian indie films with better 3D animation than Nijisanji? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is so wild and crazy that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and a pet llama that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 542 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 251
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Ores Mined: 7136 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Runes Activated: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Crops Grown: 2495 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Treasure Maps Found: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Ores Mined: 4875
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Magic Items Found: 4706 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2820 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Towns Built: 10 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 41

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 3138
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Animals Bred: 85
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6111 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

    Ambush Traps Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 70
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

    Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

    Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Villages Defended: 19 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

    ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

    Chest Pains Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

    Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

    So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Emeralds Found: 7727
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

    Blocky Racism Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Towns Built: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Emeralds Found: 8399 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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