Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 299 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join now to witness the chaos unfold as players campaign, debate, and maybe even resort to some sneaky tactics to win the coveted title of Mayor. And who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a scandal or two along the way!
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the wild world of politics on our Minecraft SMP. Who will take home the strap at ElectionMania? Only time will tell!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 | Emeralds Found: | 1127 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with Petra Gurin herself, or go on a redstone adventure with Elira Pendora! Need some backup in a PvP battle? Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have got your back!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino go head-to-head in a build battle? Or watch Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta team up to take down the Wither? Only on our server, folks!
And if you’re lucky, you might even catch MariaMari0nette and AsterArcadia performing a duet in the virtual Minecraft concert hall! Don’t miss out on all the craziness and fun – join our server now and let the shenanigans begin!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans this side of the blocky universe. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves, and even organizing elaborate pranks involving TNT and chickens.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited resources and enchanted gear.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of infinite possibilities and absolute chaos!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a magical floating island where the only way to travel is by riding giant chickens. Don’t worry, they’re friendly and won’t peck your eyes out (most of the time).
Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil llamas who are trying to take over the island. Only the most rejected players have the skills to defeat them and save our precious chicken mounts.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our rejected army and conquer the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 66938 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us and be part of a community that’s dedicated to disturbing society in the most hilarious ways possible. Who needs to follow the rules when you can break them in the most entertaining ways? So come on, join our server and let’s cause some chaos together!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
| Farms Harvested: | 290 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us on this wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. We’ve got players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone, and legends of a secret diamond mine that only the bravest adventurers dare to explore.
So come on and join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few explosions (we don’t talk about those). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just watch out for the creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds. Let’s get crafting, my friends!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Nagato META event and relive the Whydah memory like a time-traveling pirate. And don’t miss out on the Aquilifier Ballade rerun, where you can party with the likes of Roma in style.
Upcoming events include the Tempesta event, where you can snag SSR Fancy, SSR Ganj-i-sawai, SSR Amity, SR Dolphin, and SR Portsmouth-Adventure. Plus, get ready for skins for Tempesta, Atago, Owari, and Bristol that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.
And if you’re worried about losing your account, just bind it before the game updates or risk walking the plank. Oh, and don’t bother looking for an /alg/ discord, because we’re too cool for that.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a Minecraft journey like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a To Love Ru collab event that will blow your mind. See you in the game, mateys!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Picture this: the editor of Vinland Saga himself, Akira Kanai, has declared that this server is the only place where you can truly experience a happy ending. And not just any happy ending, but a Minecraft happy ending that will leave you in tears of joy!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the climax of this server is so intense that even Akira Kanai couldn’t handle it. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block)!
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the epicness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s over…in the best way possible!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
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| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of gorilla women discovered a magical portal that transported them to a world where they could build, mine, and dominate all the other players. Now, they’re looking for brave souls to join their ranks and help them conquer the Minecraft universe.
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find hidden banana treasures, secret jungle hideouts, and even the occasional gorilla dance party. Plus, we have the best banana smoothies this side of the Nether.
So what are you waiting for? Join Gorilla Woman Supremacy today and swing your way to victory!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Ever wondered what it would be like to live in a world where Vikings and Romans coexisted peacefully, or where knights and samurais fought side by side against dragons? Well, look no further because our server has it all!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of ninja pandas who control the economy with their bamboo trade, a group of time-traveling llamas who can take you to any era you desire, and a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension where everyone is a potato (yes, you read that right).
So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of craziness, then come join us on our SMP and let your imagination run wild! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get up to next?
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
