Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – laser-eyed llamas! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja chickens who will protect you from any creepers that come your way?
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players, all while being serenaded by a chorus of singing sheep. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored dreams.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the entire server. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! We’ve had players ride pigs into battle, create secret underground lairs filled with llamas, and even host a dance party in the Nether. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment here.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron wing. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll be granted access to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of this wild and wacky world where anything is possible. Just remember, in this game, s o u l is the name of the game.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
SKSM is a cool server without PVP, vulture, etc. There are many cities, there is a metro, economics, etc.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us for some pixelated shenanigans with our quirky crew of players, including a clumsy girl next door who’s a pro at karaoke and ASMR, a silly girly girl who dominates retro and aquatic games, a chuuni seiso girl who slays longform playthroughs with pre-game zatsu, and a delulu deredere who crushes soulslikes and karaoke like a boss.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a motivated planner who kicks butt at soulslikes and fighting games, a gremlin imouto who’s the queen of horror and co-op horror games, a dorky weird girl who’s all about collabs and retro games, and a chuuni tsundere who owns card games and karaoke like a pro.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we’ve got original songs and covers that will make your blocky heart sing, plus a whole bunch of links and schedules to keep you entertained for days on end.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s make some memories that even Herobrine would be jealous of!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to collect rare artifacts from different eras. Will you help them on their quest or will you join forces with the evil band of ninja chickens who are hell-bent on world domination?
With custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a rainbow-colored dragon and battle against giant mutant squirrels, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary disco llama discotheque.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us for our annual Halloween Minecraft Art Contest where you can show off your creativity and win some wicked prizes! Dress up your favorite Minecraft characters in their spookiest costumes and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just win $50 USD and some awesome steam game codes just for participating!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers and zombie villagers. Will you be brave enough to explore the haunted mines and uncover hidden treasures? Or will you run away screaming like a chicken with its head cut off?
So come on down to our server and join in on the Halloween fun. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Our current character banner features Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique powers and quirks. And don’t even get us started on the weapon banner – Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song swords that will make you unstoppable in battle.
But wait, there’s more! Our latest event, “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses,” is live until November 7th. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to collect rare items and show off your skills in this colorful extravaganza.
And did we mention the daily check-in rewards? It’s like getting free cake every day, but better because it’s virtual and won’t ruin your diet.
So what are you waiting for? Redeem those codes, grab your pickaxe, and join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few accidental deaths (oops). See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
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| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
We’ve got more rallies than you can shake a stick at, with special appearances from Liz Harrington, the Trump Spox who will keep you updated on all the latest server news.
And don’t worry about those haters who say Trump hasn’t done anything – we’ve got archived links to prove them wrong! Plus, we’ve got exclusive videos of Trump declaring “WE WILL WIN” and making America great again, again.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the greatness that is President Trump. Build the best structures, make the best deals, and show the world that you’re a true patriot. Make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited riches and power in the land.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride full of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few diamonds along the way. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – especially when LLMs are involved!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Imagine a world where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot. That’s just a taste of what you can experience on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like Femlala Foot ERP (whatever that is), Moogle Treasure Trove where you can find hidden treasures, and Fall Guys competitions that will leave you laughing for days.
And don’t even get us started on our meetups. From spooky club meetings to Tokusatsu watch parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Our players are always up to some shenanigans, like the time Steve accidentally married two players at once and started a love triangle that ended in a messy divorce settlement. Or when Creeper blew up someone’s house because they didn’t invite him to their birthday party.
So if you’re tired of real-life drama and just want to have a good time, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack or not!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
