28 and Still Playing Minecraft LOL

28, Adulthood, age, Despair, Disappointment, Failure, hopeless, Life, lol, Lost, midlife crisis, Minecraft, Nothing, Playing, regret, self-doubt, stagnant, Struggling, twenty eight, underachiever, unfulfilled, unmotivated, Wasted

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mines Excavated:	4112	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

mc.simplemon.online

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

hardvival.com

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

domain.mc-mods.xyz

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	92
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

play.sleepycraft.net

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9610
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

funblocks.org

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

oasiscraftbr.jogar.pro:22999

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	1638	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

craftedsmp.xyz:19132

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Emeralds Found:	348	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Love Letters Sent:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Dragons Tamed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

play.astralium.net

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Votes:	3781
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	181	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

beanzcraft.apexmc.co

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

play.rivlermc.com

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

play.perfectumsmp.online