28 and Still Playing Minecraft LOL

28, Adulthood, age, Despair, Disappointment, Failure, hopeless, Life, lol, Lost, midlife crisis, Minecraft, Nothing, Playing, regret, self-doubt, stagnant, Struggling, twenty eight, underachiever, unfulfilled, unmotivated, Wasted

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353	Dragon Eggs Found:	7635
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

underrealming.tk

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	7514
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

VanillaAnarchy.net

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

play.adelcraft.net

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

play.tvpmc.co.za

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Emeralds Found:	8937	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

play.obsidiangang.com

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragons Tamed:	0

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

play.skallcraft.net

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3587	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

l2x9.me

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	New Chunks Explored:	262055
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

play.lucidsmp.net

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

mc.lsgservers.com

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9117	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

play.serenity-realms.com

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

mc.pokewild.com

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7739
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

CladeCraft.us.to

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

play.worldofellenor.com

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

play.minecraft.la

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Buildings Constructed:	30	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org