28 and Still Playing Minecraft LOL

28, Adulthood, age, Despair, Disappointment, Failure, hopeless, Life, lol, Lost, midlife crisis, Minecraft, Nothing, Playing, regret, self-doubt, stagnant, Struggling, twenty eight, underachiever, unfulfilled, unmotivated, Wasted

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Emeralds Found:	4573
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a boring adult with no sense of adventure? Do you want to escape the monotony of everyday life and enter a world of blocky possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild journey filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations. Build a castle made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, or simply relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s safe).

Our community is filled with eccentric individuals who will welcome you with open arms and prank you mercilessly. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, guaranteed!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and reclaim your youth in the most ridiculous way possible. Who needs real-life achievements when you can become a Minecraft legend?

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	183	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

play.speedsteal.fun

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mines Excavated:	3313

thevastMC.mcserver.us

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Villages Defended:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

play.valenmc.com

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

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us-03.hostmine.com.br:20129

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Towns Built:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

musecraft.me:50898

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	183
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

play.koffinetwork.xyz

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	274
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Magic Items Found:	3881	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

play.azuryth.com:25050

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	5441	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

play.pirate-mc.com

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2679	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	157	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

iceanarchy.org

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8363
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Kasaicraft.com

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

What is The Village?

play.villagemc.co

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Potions Brewed:	133

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

play.omegamc.org:30315

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Animals Bred:	134
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Divine Spears Created:	27	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

play.norcrascraft.com

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Farms Harvested:	803
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

dreamscape.nodecraft.gg

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	195	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

mc.evoearth.xyz