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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 3122 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
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