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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 4657 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6735 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!
We have weekly build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day. Our nether is filled with rainbow-colored lava and unicorns that shoot fireballs out of their horns. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and let the madness begin!