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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 1923 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 1668 |
| Crops Grown: | 2965 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 862 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. Like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, flying pigs and talking cows. And, like, the zombies do the cha-cha when they see you. It’s like a disco of the undead, man. And, like, the creepers are actually really good at stand-up comedy. They’ll blow you up with laughter, bro. And, like, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give you superpowers but also make you crave cheese at 3am. It’s wild, man. So, like, join Project 2025 if you wanna experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wetting, totally bonkers Minecraft server ever. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you, dude.
