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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 6793 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2802 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. Like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, flying pigs and talking cows. And, like, the zombies do the cha-cha when they see you. It’s like a disco of the undead, man. And, like, the creepers are actually really good at stand-up comedy. They’ll blow you up with laughter, bro. And, like, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give you superpowers but also make you crave cheese at 3am. It’s wild, man. So, like, join Project 2025 if you wanna experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wetting, totally bonkers Minecraft server ever. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you, dude.
