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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5393 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Votes: | 5713 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. Like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, flying pigs and talking cows. And, like, the zombies do the cha-cha when they see you. It’s like a disco of the undead, man. And, like, the creepers are actually really good at stand-up comedy. They’ll blow you up with laughter, bro. And, like, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give you superpowers but also make you crave cheese at 3am. It’s wild, man. So, like, join Project 2025 if you wanna experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wetting, totally bonkers Minecraft server ever. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you, dude.
