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| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 9102 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. Like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, flying pigs and talking cows. And, like, the zombies do the cha-cha when they see you. It’s like a disco of the undead, man. And, like, the creepers are actually really good at stand-up comedy. They’ll blow you up with laughter, bro. And, like, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give you superpowers but also make you crave cheese at 3am. It’s wild, man. So, like, join Project 2025 if you wanna experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wetting, totally bonkers Minecraft server ever. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you, dude.
