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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 9227 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
New Chunks Explored: | 559446 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.
So why wait? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.