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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6478 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 347 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3783 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.
So why wait? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.