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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 441 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3457 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Potions Brewed: | 145 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.
So why wait? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.