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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 2695 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 63 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.
So why wait? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.