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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 9783 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Mines Excavated: | 2752 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.
So why wait? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.