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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 3713 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 2617 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as a $12.95 bowl of pho!
Join us for the best Minecraft experience in town, owned by a group of crazy gamers who know how to have a good time.
For just a few thin beef slices, noodles, broth, and some other random shit you put in it, you’ll be blown away by the fun and excitement on our server.
Don’t let the greed of other servers piss you off – come join us for a wild ride that will leave you craving more!