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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 5150 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens, all while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. And get this – every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where the creepers bust out their sickest dance moves? Yeah, it’s a thing.
So if you wanna join the ranks of the elite 1% (the homeless people, duh), come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.