1btc Minecraft SMP Holder

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Are you tired of holding onto that 1btc since 2017 and not knowing what to do with it? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can trade that 1btc for in-game diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks. Rumor has it that he can summon a herd of creepers with just a flick of his wrist.

Join now and become part of our wacky community where we host weekly llama races, giant chicken jousting tournaments, and even have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let’s mine, build, and laugh together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	167	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mines Excavated:	4550
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

WeddingCraftUber

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	8418	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CreeperConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magic Items Found:	1596	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	890
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Void Gems Collected:	30	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Runes Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

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come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ores Mined:	6598	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Holy Grails Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BabyCraftLand

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	159369	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Awkwardly Normal

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

HezbollahHaterCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dimension Hops:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.