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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 5702 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. Rumor has it, whoever finds this potato will gain the ability to fly on a giant rubber duck and shoot lasers out of their eyes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Creeper. This creeper loves to dance to funky tunes and will drop disco balls instead of gunpowder when defeated.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a llama with you for good luck.