18 Inches of Impaler: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /v/ Gamers!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8816	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to see if you can handle 18 inches of the impaler! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – we’re talking about the legendary sword in our game that will strike fear into your enemies (and maybe make them question their life choices).

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the impaler – and trust us, it’s not for the faint of heart (or the easily offended). Let’s show /v/ what we’re made of!

Nomad Nation

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1438	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8347
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Nomad Nation is launching a new survival server in just 2 days! Come join us on our adventures. Some features this new SMP will have: Economy | Land Claims | Warps | Set home | Survival only Few weeks after launch we will start adding additional fun things such as Custom fishing plugin, quests and more. Minecraft servers available on Nomad Nation: #1 SMP – Seasonal world scheduled to run for 12 months + #2 Creative – Flat map with plots and world edit! Servers currently in development and scheduled to launch throughout 2024: Cobblemon | Vault huntersAll of the above servers run on dedicated machines that are owned by Nomad Nation. Age requirement: 16+ Join our discord to play https://discord.gg/mUxUeuwjX4

play.nomadnation.info

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Votes:	8271	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Void Gems Collected:	28

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

laworld.apexmc.co:25576

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7318	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	59	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mines Excavated:	2693
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Enchantments Applied:	80
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3826	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Crops Grown:	6092
Star Shards Collected:	155	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179
Dragon Eggs Found:	9710	Void Armor Forged:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1581	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Votes:	5962	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4402
Alien Abductions:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	207
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Void Gems Collected:	27
Villages Defended:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com