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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 9123 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 226 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
BUT THEN I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A WILD IDEA? JOINING THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SMP SERVER!!! LIKE, THEY HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR FOR EVERYONE AND A PET CREEPER NAMED JEFFERY THAT FOLLOWS YOU AROUND AND EXPLODES ON COMMAND, HOW COOL IS THAT?!?!
ALSO, I HEARD RUMORS THAT THE SERVER OWNER IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT WHO FIGHTS OFF CREEPERS IN REAL LIFE TOO. LIKE, HE SAVED A WHOLE VILLAGE FROM A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ONCE, TRUE STORY BRO.
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THIS WACKY ADVENTURE AND MAYBE EVEN FIND SOME HIDDEN TREASURE WITH ME, THEN JOIN THIS SERVER ASAP!!! LIKE, WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH $100,000 ANYWAY?!?!?! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤪🤑🤯