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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4832 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 189 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5644 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
BUT THEN I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A WILD IDEA? JOINING THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SMP SERVER!!! LIKE, THEY HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR FOR EVERYONE AND A PET CREEPER NAMED JEFFERY THAT FOLLOWS YOU AROUND AND EXPLODES ON COMMAND, HOW COOL IS THAT?!?!
ALSO, I HEARD RUMORS THAT THE SERVER OWNER IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT WHO FIGHTS OFF CREEPERS IN REAL LIFE TOO. LIKE, HE SAVED A WHOLE VILLAGE FROM A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ONCE, TRUE STORY BRO.
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THIS WACKY ADVENTURE AND MAYBE EVEN FIND SOME HIDDEN TREASURE WITH ME, THEN JOIN THIS SERVER ASAP!!! LIKE, WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH $100,000 ANYWAY?!?!?! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤪🤑🤯