1) Your Cunt Minecraft SMP

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New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is located in the mystical land of Cuntopia, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players have to battle it out using only their favorite Pokemon as weapons. Can you imagine the chaos of a Charizard vs Blastoise showdown in the middle of a diamond mine? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your diamonds when you least expect it.

Epic Build Zone 1.21

green cards, BUILD, H-1B visas, farm life, Diversity

Yo, bro, forget about Ohio and farm life, come join our Minecraft server where we breed virtual cows and plant pixelated crops!

We don’t need no visas or green cards here, just a love for blocky adventures and building epic structures.

Plus, our community is filled with highly educated players who will school you on the art of crafting and surviving in the wild world of Minecraft.

So, ditch the real world and dive into our virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper explosion or two). Let’s get blocky, baby!

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Minecraft SMP: QuirkySciFacts

scientific mysteries, Minecraft, lesser known scientific breakthroughs, unknown facts, scientific curiosities

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever heard of this super secret Minecraft SMP server where the admins are actually aliens from outer space? Yeah, you heard me right! They communicate with us through the chat in binary code and drop rare items like diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like playing Minecraft on a whole other level, man.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden underground city on the server where you can trade with NPC villagers for enchanted gear and potions. And get this, there’s a secret portal that takes you to a dimension filled with talking animals who give you quests to complete for epic rewards. It’s like a freaking fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly out of this world, then you gotta join us on this crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just watch out for those sneaky aliens, they might be plotting something… or maybe they just wanna play Minecraft with us, who knows? It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

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BlockBlingCraft

Gratitude, prosperity, satisfaction, comfort, achievement

Are you tired of feeling like a peasant in Minecraft? Well, come join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”. Our economy is so insane, you’ll be trading gold blocks for dirt blocks in no time!

One player went from living in a dirt hut to owning a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks in just one week! How did they do it? By joining our server, of course! Our virtual real estate market is booming, and you could be the next Minecraft millionaire.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in the game. Want to tame a unicorn? No problem. How about ride a dragon into battle? We’ve got you covered. Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of server lag).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even become the next Steve Jobs of the blocky world.

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NettyCraft Minecraft Server

Operation, medical procedure, Israeli PM, REMOVED.., Hospital

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu gettin his prostate removed live in game! watch as he battles creepers and zombies while doctors tryna operate on him! u wont see dis kinda action anywhere else, so join now for a wild ride of surgeries and block building madness! #prostatepros

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MuskCraft: Not Far-Right, Just Redstone!

op-ed, commentary editor, Die Welt, National level, Political

come join our minecraft server where elon musk himself is the owner and he is backing a far-right political party in germany. but don’t worry, he says they’re not really far-right, just misunderstood. our server is so lit, even the intelligence agency is keeping an eye on us, thinking we might be extremists. join now for a wild ride and some questionable political views!

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1) Your Cunt Minecraft SMP

Epic Build Zone 1.21

Minecraft SMP: QuirkySciFacts

BlockBlingCraft

NettyCraft Minecraft Server

MuskCraft: Not Far-Right, Just Redstone!