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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4005 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 97 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
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