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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 813 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Animals Bred: | 127 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
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